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Milady Raka
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 |  Subject: Confucious says? or was it Confusion that said.....  Mon Jun 18, 2007 11:17 am | |
| Dear All, Here I start a humorous take on 'Confucious Says'.... "Of course most of what will be posted here, he didn't say...but if it's true and fun....we will post it anyway...!"  1. The criteria here is that it MUST BE TRUE...and it MUST CONTAIN HUMOUR!!! (Then I don't think Confucious would mind  ) 2. You must start your saying with "Confucious says..." love and rainbows Raka | |
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Milady Raka
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Age : 67
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| | Subject: Re: Confucious says? or was it Confusion that said..... Mon Jun 18, 2007 11:19 am | |
| Confucious says:
"Man who goes to sleep with itchy bum...wakes up with stinky fingers." | |
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Suzi
Admin
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Age : 54
Localisation : Scotland
Registration date : 2007-05-12
| | Subject: Re: Confucious says? or was it Confusion that said..... Mon Jun 18, 2007 3:07 pm | |
| lol
Confucious says:
"man with no teeth succeeds like a toothless budgie" | |
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Milady Raka
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Age : 67
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| | Subject: Re: Confucious says? or was it Confusion that said..... Tue Jun 19, 2007 12:02 am | |
| LOL!!! (succeeds sounds like suck seeds...)
Confucious says:
"If woman wants to make man millionaire...she must marry billionaire" | |
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flight _of_angelwings
Number of posts : 137
Age : 47
Registration date : 2007-05-12
| | Subject: Re: Confucious says? or was it Confusion that said..... Tue Jun 19, 2007 5:23 pm | |
| LOL...well i hope this aint too naughty but sometimes I think this way....lol
"Confucious say if Woman had penis then most women would be gay" | |
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Milady Raka
Number of posts : 1128
Age : 67
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| | Subject: Re: Confucious says? or was it Confusion that said..... Wed Jun 20, 2007 1:38 am | |
| ROTFLMAO!!!!!
This is a little sexist too...but I am sure the men will forgive us....
Confucious' Wife said:
"Woman who wants to be equal to man....has no ambition" | |
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Evie
Number of posts : 147
Age : 69
Localisation : B.C. Canada
Registration date : 2007-05-13
| | Subject: Re: Confucious says? or was it Confusion that said..... Wed Jun 20, 2007 4:52 pm | |
| Confusion says: The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. <BLOCKQUOTE id=3918a051> </BLOCKQUOTE>
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Skyye
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Age : 39
Localisation : New Jersey
Registration date : 2007-05-19
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EarlofLeicester
Number of posts : 344
Age : 64
Localisation : Midgard
Registration date : 2007-05-27
| | Subject: Re: Confucious says? or was it Confusion that said..... Sun Jun 24, 2007 9:19 am | |
| Confucius say woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. | |
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Evie
Number of posts : 147
Age : 69
Localisation : B.C. Canada
Registration date : 2007-05-13
| | Subject: Re: Confucious says? or was it Confusion that said..... Sun Jun 24, 2007 9:32 am | |
| Confusion says: Parcel sent by ship is cargo but Package sent by car is shipment. | |
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Prof. Akers
Number of posts : 120
Age : 76
Localisation : Cumbria - GB - Celebrity Member
Registration date : 2007-05-23
| | Subject: Re: Confucious says? or was it Confusion that said..... Thu Jun 28, 2007 12:30 pm | |
| Confusious says Woman with skirt up ran faster than man with pants down. | |
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